UCBW CageMatch: Uncle Eddie calls out Constantine
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May 09
May 08
INJURY UPDATE: Uncle Eddie Cleared to Wrestle Tonight
UCBW.info has received word that UCBW InterContinental Heavyweight Champion Uncle Eddie has been cleared to wrestle by Dr. Moneybags. The official physician of the UCBW told UCBW.info that, “Uncle Eddie’s ankle is still not one hundred percent, however it is my opinion that a match this evening would not gravely threaten his health as previously believed. I incorrectly diagnosed the injury as a Type II sprain, rather than a Type I sprain as I had been drinking for several hours. Now if you will excuse me I am I needed in a surgery. A very lovely fifteen year old girl needs bigger more expensive tits.”
Little Brother (formerly The Pledge) is Uncle Eddie’s scheduled opponent at CageMatch tonight at 11:00PM at the UCBW Arena.
May 07
BREAKING NEWS: UCBW Champion Uncle Eddie Injured
News is trickling into UCBW.info that Uncle Eddie, the UCBW Intercontinental Heavyweight Champion, suffered an injury at recent non-televised UCBW live event in Edison, New Jersey. During a scheduled bout against Huge, Uncle Eddie twisted his ankle after delivering his patented superkick to to The Scandinavian Giant. The ever resilient ConEdison worker was able to score the pin, but was limping noticeably, and was in obvious discomfort following the victory as he was helped backstage by crew.
The extent of the injury is unknown at this time, but could have serious implications for this week’s edition of UCBW CageMatch and the upcoming ReVengeance pay-per-view event. Uncle Eddie is scheduled to defend the UCBW Intercontinental Heavyweight Championship against Superfraternity mastermind Little Brother, formerly known as The Pledge, this week. And if he is successful in retaining, he is booked to defend the Championship against brother/nephew/former tag team partner Constantine in just one month at ReVengeance. Stay locked in to UCBW.info for further developments.
UCBW Champion Uncle Eddie addresses the crowd after winning the Championship from Frat Boy at WrestleSlamMania III six weeks ago.
May 02
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