See the UCBW MegaStars every Thursday at 11 PM at the UCB Theatre's CageMatch, and special Saturdays at midnight for Pay Per View events.

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"If you think that pro wrestling—with it's soap opera story arcs, fake moves and silly costumes—couldn't be funnier or more ridiculous than it already is, watch it get mocked by these UCBT performers."
—Time Out New York

"The WWE is pretty hilarious on its own, but the UCB Theatre’s wrestling federation, the UCBW, pays such good attention to the details of the genre, it feels less like a satirical mockery and more of a hyper-hilarious homage to the dramatic sport. It’s impossible not to get caught up in their hysteria."
—New York Press

"The price of admission gets you a whole seat, but you only need the edge."
—Flavorpill

"These guys (and girls) pay tribute to the pro-wrestling they love with their hybrid of comedy/wrestling and super-ridiculous ringside commentary - so many talented performers, and an incredibly supportive crowd!"
—Wrestling Legend, Standup Comedian & Bestselling Author Mick Foley

"These top-notch improv comics are really hilarious, and totally respectful. These guys take us fans seriously enough to just let us be little kids again."
—David Shoemaker (The Masked Man), Deadspin & Grantland

To submit a MegaStar application, please e-mail UCBW.info@gmail.com.

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UCBW CageMatch Results: Jan. 26, 2012 - Season 7 Premiere!

The UCBW CageMatch 7th Season Premiere just ended, and returning Improv Division Champions Fuck That Shit defeated Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre, NY Harold team Creature by the score of 71-15.

PLUS: Buck McMahon, our new official owner with complete control of UCBW, announced his plans to change things in a bizarre vision of the future.

AND: In a match to determine the #1 Contender for the UCBW World Intercontinental Championship of the World, BedBug defeated Beach Cop with help from the debuting (and very disgusting) Bloody Mary! Following the matchup, BedBug claimed he will win the title, and he & Bloody Mary will dominate UCBW in 2012.
 

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Dec 05
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billybeyrer:

For Your Consideration

No word on if Hollywood Uncle Eddie will be nominated for a Best Featured Background Performer in this movie.

billybeyrer:

For Your Consideration

No word on if Hollywood Uncle Eddie will be nominated for a Best Featured Background Performer in this movie.

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Nov 26
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patbaer:

Alot of amazing is happening in this photo. Yes, that’s Mick Foley. Yes, Marz returned to the UCBW. And if you look real closely, you can see Whole Lotta Demin is in so much real physical pain, he’s cursing out Marz for touching him.
(photo by Arin Sangurai )

patbaer:

Alot of amazing is happening in this photo. Yes, that’s Mick Foley. Yes, Marz returned to the UCBW. And if you look real closely, you can see Whole Lotta Demin is in so much real physical pain, he’s cursing out Marz for touching him.

(photo by Arin Sangurai )

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Nov 22
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WWE.com: Mick Foley leaves NYC in stitches after Survivor Series
Well I think it’s fair to say the WWE is aware of our little comedy wrestling show that we do in the basement of a supermarket. After all, they put it on their website.

WWE.com: Mick Foley leaves NYC in stitches after Survivor Series

Well I think it’s fair to say the WWE is aware of our little comedy wrestling show that we do in the basement of a supermarket. After all, they put it on their website.

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Nov 15
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Looks like the IFC tumblr picked up on Sunday’s big show.

Pro-wrestling’s  hardcore legend, Mick Foley returns to the UCB theatre in the first ever  post-wrestling PPV comedy show!That’s right, following the huge WWE  “Survivor Series” event, members of the WWE Universe, as well as fans of Mick’s  comedy, can take a short walk to the UCB theatre to catch Foley’s trademark  blend of wildness and warmth, wit and wisdom that turned two of his hand-written  memoirs into #1 New York Times best-sellers. Foley will be fresh off his tour of  the United Kingdom (many of the dates sold out MONTHS in advance - go ahead,  check out http://mickfoleystandup.co.uk [mickfoleystandup.co.uk] ) and will be raring to go in the “shadow of Madison  Square Garden.”Whether telling a side-splitting, or cringe-inducing tale  from his own life, or offering up his unique “what if” scenarios gleaned from 25  years of world travel, Mick Foley will do his very best to make sure you “have a  nice day!” 
MICK FOLEY: Live at  UCB! 
UCB  Theatre Chelsea
Sunday,  November 20th at Midnight (After ASSSSCAT  3000)
$5

Looks like the IFC tumblr picked up on Sunday’s big show.
Pro-wrestling’s hardcore legend, Mick Foley returns to the UCB theatre in the first ever post-wrestling PPV comedy show!That’s right, following the huge WWE “Survivor Series” event, members of the WWE Universe, as well as fans of Mick’s comedy, can take a short walk to the UCB theatre to catch Foley’s trademark blend of wildness and warmth, wit and wisdom that turned two of his hand-written memoirs into #1 New York Times best-sellers. Foley will be fresh off his tour of the United Kingdom (many of the dates sold out MONTHS in advance - go ahead, check out http://mickfoleystandup.co.uk [mickfoleystandup.co.uk] ) and will be raring to go in the “shadow of Madison Square Garden.”Whether telling a side-splitting, or cringe-inducing tale from his own life, or offering up his unique “what if” scenarios gleaned from 25 years of world travel, Mick Foley will do his very best to make sure you “have a nice day!” 
MICK FOLEY: Live at UCB! 
UCB Theatre Chelsea
Sunday, November 20th at Midnight (After ASSSSCAT 3000)
$5

(Source: ifc)

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Nov 02
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The show is almost three weeks away, but tickets officially SOLD OUT within 24 hours. However, we WILL have a standby line. Make sure to arrive early if you’re trying to get in without a reservation.
If you have any questions regarding this show, or the UCBW general, you can always tweet us, post on our facebook, or e-mail us.

The show is almost three weeks away, but tickets officially SOLD OUT within 24 hours. However, we WILL have a standby line. Make sure to arrive early if you’re trying to get in without a reservation.

If you have any questions regarding this show, or the UCBW general, you can always tweet us, post on our facebook, or e-mail us.

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Oct 23
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FruitCake presides over the funeral of UCBW Legend CakeFace, moments before the crowd ate his body.
AutumnSlamn, 10/22/11. Photo by Photojuice.

FruitCake presides over the funeral of UCBW Legend CakeFace, moments before the crowd ate his body.

AutumnSlamn, 10/22/11. Photo by Photojuice.

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#AutumnSlamn RESULTS:

 Lil’ Bo Reap is your new UCBW Women’s Champion after pinning Korya. Lady Liberty lost the title, but was not pinned.
Future Soldier Dave killed an innocent audience member who he believed was responsible for robot’s future takeover. Following the mistaken murder, Mr. Olympia choked out Future Soldier Dave with the Jock Nap and dragged him off.
Father Nelson & Altar Boy won the tag titles from Dié Eürotrash, despite the crowd loving Trip & Trey McGonigle.
The InterSpecies Match feat. Dr. Fujimora & Panda vs. DeerHunter ended in a no contest where everyone went home happy.
CakeFace, accompanied by FruitCake & Dr. Moneybags, def. his longtime nemesis Big Island in each man’s final match.
In a shocking win, the team of CSzW BlooperStars def. the team of UCBW MegaStars to retain control of the company! BedBug turned on his team & despite a strong effort, 3-on-1 was just too much for “Manly Man” Randy Manly to overcome.
In an epic match, Whole Lotta Denim finally completed his dream & def. Wall $treet to win the UCBW World Championship.
Following the main event, FruitCake & Dr. Moneybags announced that CakeFace had died due to clogged arteries. A huge actual cake made of CakeFace’s body was brought to the ring, the crowd left the UCBW Arena eating slices of it.

#AutumnSlamn RESULTS:


Lil’ Bo Reap is your new UCBW Women’s Champion after pinning Korya. Lady Liberty lost the title, but was not pinned.

Future Soldier Dave killed an innocent audience member who he believed was responsible for robot’s future takeover. Following the mistaken murder, Mr. Olympia choked out Future Soldier Dave with the Jock Nap and dragged him off.

Father Nelson & Altar Boy won the tag titles from Dié Eürotrash, despite the crowd loving Trip & Trey McGonigle.

The InterSpecies Match feat. Dr. Fujimora & Panda vs. DeerHunter ended in a no contest where everyone went home happy.

CakeFace, accompanied by FruitCake & Dr. Moneybags, def. his longtime nemesis Big Island in each man’s final match.

In a shocking win, the team of CSzW BlooperStars def. the team of UCBW MegaStars to retain control of the company! BedBug turned on his team & despite a strong effort, 3-on-1 was just too much for “Manly Man” Randy Manly to overcome.

In an epic match, Whole Lotta Denim finally completed his dream & def. Wall $treet to win the UCBW World Championship.

Following the main event, FruitCake & Dr. Moneybags announced that CakeFace had died due to clogged arteries. A huge actual cake made of CakeFace’s body was brought to the ring, the crowd left the UCBW Arena eating slices of it.

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Oct 22
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