May 2008
31 posts
The Apiary: Behind the Scenes with Dr. Fujimora →
Click the link above to be directed to our friends at The Apiary who have a behind-the-scenes EXCLUSIVE with UCBW MegaStar Dr. Fujimora. Discover the origin of the evil Japanese scientist! See a RARE, BACKSTAGE photograph of the doctor taken by himself with his invention the Disposable Camera Phone! Dr. Fujimora is scheduled to take on Founding Father Benjamin Franklin in an exciting matchup at...
UCBW.info Exclusive: THE BAER CAVE
Hello UCBW Fan Nation, I’d like to take a moment to officially apologize to Uncle Eddie. I was distracted and allowed personal problems (which should have been left outside of the ring) cloud my judgement. I hope you can forgive me, we go back a long ways. I’m glad you’ll be getting a chance to possibly reclaim the title this Thursday. I just wish I could be there to ref and...
The Power House with Emperor Constantine
“There’s a lot of fellas out there who need a belt around their waist in order to feel like a real man when they’re on the job. But it takes a real man to know that he can only step it up to the next level when there’s a belt strapped around his throat.” -Winston Churchill Since becoming UCBW Intercontinental Heavyweight Champion, I have brought the crown jewel of comedy wrestling to places...
INJURY UPDATE: Uncle Eddie Cleared to Wrestle...
UCBW.info has received word that UCBW InterContinental Heavyweight Champion Uncle Eddie has been cleared to wrestle by Dr. Moneybags. The official physician of the UCBW told UCBW.info that, “Uncle Eddie’s ankle is still not one hundred percent, however it is my opinion that a match this evening would not gravely threaten his health as previously believed. I incorrectly diagnosed the...
BREAKING NEWS: UCBW Champion Uncle Eddie Injured
News is trickling into UCBW.info that Uncle Eddie, the UCBW Intercontinental Heavyweight Champion, suffered an injury at recent non-televised UCBW live event in Edison, New Jersey. During a scheduled bout against Huge, Uncle Eddie twisted his ankle after delivering his patented superkick to to The Scandinavian Giant. The ever resilient ConEdison worker was able to score the pin, but was limping...
