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Your official source for news, rumors, and media from the best damn comedy wrestling league in the world.

See the UCBW MegaStars every Thursday at 11 PM at the UCB Theatre's CageMatch, and four times a year at their special Pay Per View events.

"If you think that pro wrestling—with it's soap opera story arcs, fake moves and silly costumes—couldn't be funnier or more ridiculous than it already is, watch it get mocked by these UCBT performers." —Time Out New York

"The WWE is pretty hilarious on its own, but the UCB Theatre’s wrestling federation, the UCBW, pays such good attention to the details of the genre, it feels less like a satirical mockery and more of a hyper-hilarious homage to the dramatic sport. It’s impossible not to get caught up in their hysteria." —New York Press"

"The price of admission gets you a whole seat, but you only need the edge." —Flavorpill

Jun 06
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After a huge brawl featuring the entire UCBW roster is cleared out, only The Cowboy remains.
Photo by Keith Huang

After a huge brawl featuring the entire UCBW roster is cleared out, only The Cowboy remains.

Photo by Keith Huang

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The SuperFraternity gains the upper hand, and stands tall.
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The SuperFraternity gains the upper hand, and stands tall.

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Marz and Uncle Eddie get taken out by steel chair as they attack their referee, Little Brother.
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Marz and Uncle Eddie get taken out by steel chair as they attack their referee, Little Brother.

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The SuperFraternity hugs it out.
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The SuperFraternity hugs it out.

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Jun 04
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UCBW ReVengeance is only three days away!  Last night, the UCBW invaded Harold Night and finalized the exciting card for the big show!
Inventors Match: Dr. Fujimora vs. Benjamin Franklin
Huge’s Scandinavian Assisted Suicide Invitational: Featuring - The Mountain Men, Kirk Cameron, Phineas J. Punchmug, Registered Sex Offender Gary, and Huge
UCBW Hardcore Championship Match: The Internet (challenger) vs. The Cowboy (champion)
Final Frontier Grudge Match: Vulcan vs. Jedi w/ Cylon as special guest referee
Main Event Mustache Challenge: The SuperFraternity (Little Brother & Frat Boy) vs. “The Black Planet” Marz & UCBW Champion Uncle Eddie
Your last chance to catch the final buildup to ReVengeance is tomorrow night at UCBW CageMatch!
Tons of your favorite MegaStars will be in the UCBW Arena gearing up for the big show!

UCBW ReVengeance is only three days away! Last night, the UCBW invaded Harold Night and finalized the exciting card for the big show!

Inventors Match: Dr. Fujimora vs. Benjamin Franklin

Huge’s Scandinavian Assisted Suicide Invitational: Featuring - The Mountain Men, Kirk Cameron, Phineas J. Punchmug, Registered Sex Offender Gary, and Huge

UCBW Hardcore Championship Match: The Internet (challenger) vs. The Cowboy (champion)

Final Frontier Grudge Match: Vulcan vs. Jedi w/ Cylon as special guest referee

Main Event Mustache Challenge: The SuperFraternity (Little Brother & Frat Boy) vs. “The Black Planet” Marz & UCBW Champion Uncle Eddie

Your last chance to catch the final buildup to ReVengeance is tomorrow night at UCBW CageMatch!

Tons of your favorite MegaStars will be in the UCBW Arena gearing up for the big show!

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Jun 01
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With only four days remaining until UCBW ReVengeance, the entire roster of UCBW MegaStars will be on hand to host the weekly Harold Night improvisation exhibition this coming Tuesday.
Don’t miss this exciting night of improv as the world’s greatest comedy wrestling league leaves it’s usual Thursday night perch to entertain and impress earlier in the week.
Word has it that The SuperFraternity will make a special challenge in regards to their match against Uncle Eddie and Marz.  What do the evil brothers have up their sleeves?  Will the Scandinavian Giant Huge speak out again after his depressed soliloquy from last week’s CageMatch?  What will Dr. Fujimora and The Internet have to say before their matches with Benjamin Franklin and The Cowboy? 
Make your reservations now!
UCBW MegaStars scheduled to appear:Little Brother/The Pledge, Frat Boy, and Saber of The SuperFraternity“The Scandinavian Giant” HugeDr. Fujimora and The Internet“Founding Father” Benjamin FranklinUCBW Hardcore Champion The CowboyThe Mountain Men“The Grocer” Steve GristedesPhineas J. PunchmugKirk Cameron“The Black Planet” MarzUCBW Champion Uncle Eddieand the Voices of the UCBW:  TT Billingworth & The Captain! 
Harold Teams scheduled to perform:WhorenadoThe Law FirmThe ScamBastianand The Fucking Kennedys

With only four days remaining until UCBW ReVengeance, the entire roster of UCBW MegaStars will be on hand to host the weekly Harold Night improvisation exhibition this coming Tuesday.

Don’t miss this exciting night of improv as the world’s greatest comedy wrestling league leaves it’s usual Thursday night perch to entertain and impress earlier in the week.

Word has it that The SuperFraternity will make a special challenge in regards to their match against Uncle Eddie and Marz. What do the evil brothers have up their sleeves? Will the Scandinavian Giant Huge speak out again after his depressed soliloquy from last week’s CageMatch? What will Dr. Fujimora and The Internet have to say before their matches with Benjamin Franklin and The Cowboy?

Make your reservations now!

UCBW MegaStars scheduled to appear:
Little Brother/The Pledge, Frat Boy, and Saber of The SuperFraternity
“The Scandinavian Giant” Huge
Dr. Fujimora and The Internet
“Founding Father” Benjamin Franklin
UCBW Hardcore Champion The Cowboy
The Mountain Men
“The Grocer” Steve Gristedes
Phineas J. Punchmug
Kirk Cameron
“The Black Planet” Marz
UCBW Champion Uncle Eddie
and the Voices of the UCBW: TT Billingworth & The Captain!

Harold Teams scheduled to perform:
Whorenado
The Law Firm
The Scam
Bastian
and The Fucking Kennedys

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May 28
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May 23
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UCBW CageMatch: Referee Pat Baer Dances
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UCBW CageMatch: Cowboy vs King of Hearts
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UCBW CageMatch: Dr. Fujimora
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