The Mountain Men announce their plans for their newly won Scandinavian Fortune: turning the Met Life building into the Meth Lab building
Photo by Keith Huang
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"If you think that pro wrestling—with it's soap opera story arcs, fake moves and silly costumes—couldn't be funnier or more ridiculous than it already is, watch it get mocked by these UCBT performers." —Time Out New York
"The WWE is pretty hilarious on its own, but the UCB Theatre’s wrestling federation, the UCBW, pays such good attention to the details of the genre, it feels less like a satirical mockery and more of a hyper-hilarious homage to the dramatic sport. It’s impossible not to get caught up in their hysteria." —New York Press"
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Jun 22
Jun 18
UCBW CageMatch preview: June 19th '08 - ReVengeance Fallout!
Yes, comedy wrestling fans, the unstoppable UCBW is returning tomorrow night at 11:00pm LIVE at the UCBW Arena! Two weeks removed from ReVengeance, your favoirite MegaStars are set to burst back into action at CageMatch.
After the fatal results of Huge’s Scandinavian Assisted Suicide Invitational, the Mountain Men were declared victorious. The hardscrabble boys from Appalachia had been drinking moonshine to excess that night and mistook Huge for a giant deer. Nevertheless, they have won Huge’s Scandinavian fortune totaling one-million Scandinavian Euros. What will these hard-luck hilljacks do with that much foreign cash?
Upset with the blatant immorality, corruption, and murdering that plagues the UCBW, former sitcom star and current Fundamentalist Christian Kirk Cameron has been trying to convert the MegaStars to follow The Way of The Master. So far, no progress. But rumor has it the former Mike Seaver has a secret up his sleeve in a new ally. Who is this mystery man that the Kirkster will debut this Thursday?
In this week’s featured matchup, two debuting MegaStars are set to reboot the UCBW Women’s Division! We haven’t seen the Women’s Championship since current recognized champion Rat Don’t Care disappeared from the UCBW. This may be becoming a game of cat and rat, and this catfight might get out of hand!
Improv Division: Death by Roo Roo (champion, 5-0) vs. RAGNARÖCK (challenger)
Jun 11
FROM REVENGEANCE III: The Backstage Brawl with The Cowboy vs. The Internet for the Hardcore Championship.
Jun 08
BREAKING NEWS: ReVengeance Results!
Last night at the third annual ReVengeance, five exciting matches captivated a capacity crowd at the UCBW Arena!
HIGHLIGHTS:
- “THE GROCER” STEVE GRISTEDES announced that he has purchased the McDonald’s just around the corner from the UCBW Arena, and is in possesion of the deed to the building. CHUCK MCMAHON interrupted him, but the blood was boiling between these two.
- INVENTORS’ MATCH - DR. FUJIMORA VS. BENJAMIN FRANKLIN: This bout went to a no-contest as Ben Franklin’s valet Sally Hemmings unexpectedly solved the “Unsolvable Equation.”
- HUGE’S ASSISTED SUICIDE INVITATIONAL: The Mountain Men finally were able to murder The Scandinavian Giant Huge! Punchmug, Registered Sex Offender Gary, and Kirk Cameron all came up short, with the latter actually attempting to save Huge before being killed himself. As a result, The Mountain Men are the recipients of Huge’s Scandinavian fortune.
- UCBW HARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIP - THE INTERNET (challenger) VS. THE COWBOY (champion): After a thrilling brawl that went backstage into the bowels of the UCBW Arena, The Cowboy managed to salvage the match and retain his Hardcore Championship despite an impressive effort by the Information Superheavyweight.
- FINAL FRONTIER GRUDGE MATCH: VULCAN VS. JEDI w/ SPECIAL GUEST REFEREE CYLON - Something happened here!
- MAIN EVENT MUSTACHE CHALLENGE - THE SUPERFRATERNITY VS. “THE BLACK PLANET” MARZ & UCBW CHAMPION UNCLE EDDIE: Uncle Eddie and Marz defeated The SuperFraternity in a tag team match for the ages with help from Belmont Stakes loser Big Brown despite interference from Saber of The Varsity Boys who was given a front row seat to the action. As a result, Little Brother was held down by Marz as Uncle Eddie shaved off his signature mustache live in the ring of the UCBW Arena!
UCBW CageMatch is taking a week off while SketchFest NYC takes over the UCBW Arena, but we’ll be back on June 19th with a thrilling improv matchup of Death by Roo Roo defending their championship against Ragnarock!
Make reservations here for that exciting improv battle and to see the fallout from ReVengeance!
Jun 06
After a huge brawl featuring the entire UCBW roster is cleared out, only The Cowboy remains.
Photo by Keith Huang
Marz and Uncle Eddie get taken out by steel chair as they attack their referee, Little Brother.
Photo by Keith Huang
Jun 04
UCBW ReVengeance is only three days away! Last night, the UCBW invaded Harold Night and finalized the exciting card for the big show!
Inventors Match: Dr. Fujimora vs. Benjamin Franklin
Huge’s Scandinavian Assisted Suicide Invitational: Featuring - The Mountain Men, Kirk Cameron, Phineas J. Punchmug, Registered Sex Offender Gary, and Huge
UCBW Hardcore Championship Match: The Internet (challenger) vs. The Cowboy (champion)
Final Frontier Grudge Match: Vulcan vs. Jedi w/ Cylon as special guest referee
Main Event Mustache Challenge: The SuperFraternity (Little Brother & Frat Boy) vs. “The Black Planet” Marz & UCBW Champion Uncle Eddie
Your last chance to catch the final buildup to ReVengeance is tomorrow night at UCBW CageMatch!
Tons of your favorite MegaStars will be in the UCBW Arena gearing up for the big show!
Jun 01
With only four days remaining until UCBW ReVengeance, the entire roster of UCBW MegaStars will be on hand to host the weekly Harold Night improvisation exhibition this coming Tuesday.
Don’t miss this exciting night of improv as the world’s greatest comedy wrestling league leaves it’s usual Thursday night perch to entertain and impress earlier in the week.
Word has it that The SuperFraternity will make a special challenge in regards to their match against Uncle Eddie and Marz. What do the evil brothers have up their sleeves? Will the Scandinavian Giant Huge speak out again after his depressed soliloquy from last week’s CageMatch? What will Dr. Fujimora and The Internet have to say before their matches with Benjamin Franklin and The Cowboy?
UCBW MegaStars scheduled to appear:
Little Brother/The Pledge, Frat Boy, and Saber of The SuperFraternity
“The Scandinavian Giant” Huge
Dr. Fujimora and The Internet
“Founding Father” Benjamin Franklin
UCBW Hardcore Champion The Cowboy
The Mountain Men
“The Grocer” Steve Gristedes
Phineas J. Punchmug
Kirk Cameron
“The Black Planet” Marz
UCBW Champion Uncle Eddie
and the Voices of the UCBW: TT Billingworth & The Captain!
Harold Teams scheduled to perform:
Whorenado
The Law Firm
The Scam
Bastian
and The Fucking Kennedys