The Mountain Men announce their plans for their newly won Scandinavian Fortune: turning the Met Life building into the Meth Lab building
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See the UCBW MegaStars every Thursday at 11 PM at the UCB Theatre's CageMatch, and four times a year at their special Pay Per View events.
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The Mountain Men announce their plans for their newly won Scandinavian Fortune: turning the Met Life building into the Meth Lab building
Photo by Keith Huang

Yes, comedy wrestling fans, the unstoppable UCBW is returning tomorrow night at 11:00pm LIVE at the UCBW Arena! Two weeks removed from ReVengeance, your favoirite MegaStars are set to burst back into action at CageMatch.
After the fatal results of Huge’s Scandinavian Assisted Suicide Invitational, the Mountain Men were declared victorious. The hardscrabble boys from Appalachia had been drinking moonshine to excess that night and mistook Huge for a giant deer. Nevertheless, they have won Huge’s Scandinavian fortune totaling one-million Scandinavian Euros. What will these hard-luck hilljacks do with that much foreign cash?
Upset with the blatant immorality, corruption, and murdering that plagues the UCBW, former sitcom star and current Fundamentalist Christian Kirk Cameron has been trying to convert the MegaStars to follow The Way of The Master. So far, no progress. But rumor has it the former Mike Seaver has a secret up his sleeve in a new ally. Who is this mystery man that the Kirkster will debut this Thursday?
In this week’s featured matchup, two debuting MegaStars are set to reboot the UCBW Women’s Division! We haven’t seen the Women’s Championship since current recognized champion Rat Don’t Care disappeared from the UCBW. This may be becoming a game of cat and rat, and this catfight might get out of hand!
Improv Division: Death by Roo Roo (champion, 5-0) vs. RAGNARÖCK (challenger)
Last night at the third annual ReVengeance, five exciting matches captivated a capacity crowd at the UCBW Arena!
HIGHLIGHTS:
UCBW CageMatch is taking a week off while SketchFest NYC takes over the UCBW Arena, but we’ll be back on June 19th with a thrilling improv matchup of Death by Roo Roo defending their championship against Ragnarock!
Make reservations here for that exciting improv battle and to see the fallout from ReVengeance!
After a huge brawl featuring the entire UCBW roster is cleared out, only The Cowboy remains.
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Marz and Uncle Eddie get taken out by steel chair as they attack their referee, Little Brother.
Photo by Keith Huang
UCBW ReVengeance is only three days away! Last night, the UCBW invaded Harold Night and finalized the exciting card for the big show!
Inventors Match: Dr. Fujimora vs. Benjamin Franklin
Huge’s Scandinavian Assisted Suicide Invitational: Featuring - The Mountain Men, Kirk Cameron, Phineas J. Punchmug, Registered Sex Offender Gary, and Huge
UCBW Hardcore Championship Match: The Internet (challenger) vs. The Cowboy (champion)
Final Frontier Grudge Match: Vulcan vs. Jedi w/ Cylon as special guest referee
Main Event Mustache Challenge: The SuperFraternity (Little Brother & Frat Boy) vs. “The Black Planet” Marz & UCBW Champion Uncle Eddie
Your last chance to catch the final buildup to ReVengeance is tomorrow night at UCBW CageMatch!
Tons of your favorite MegaStars will be in the UCBW Arena gearing up for the big show!
With only four days remaining until UCBW ReVengeance, the entire roster of UCBW MegaStars will be on hand to host the weekly Harold Night improvisation exhibition this coming Tuesday.
Don’t miss this exciting night of improv as the world’s greatest comedy wrestling league leaves it’s usual Thursday night perch to entertain and impress earlier in the week.
Word has it that The SuperFraternity will make a special challenge in regards to their match against Uncle Eddie and Marz. What do the evil brothers have up their sleeves? Will the Scandinavian Giant Huge speak out again after his depressed soliloquy from last week’s CageMatch? What will Dr. Fujimora and The Internet have to say before their matches with Benjamin Franklin and The Cowboy?
UCBW MegaStars scheduled to appear:
Little Brother/The Pledge, Frat Boy, and Saber of The SuperFraternity
“The Scandinavian Giant” Huge
Dr. Fujimora and The Internet
“Founding Father” Benjamin Franklin
UCBW Hardcore Champion The Cowboy
The Mountain Men
“The Grocer” Steve Gristedes
Phineas J. Punchmug
Kirk Cameron
“The Black Planet” Marz
UCBW Champion Uncle Eddie
and the Voices of the UCBW: TT Billingworth & The Captain!
Harold Teams scheduled to perform:
Whorenado
The Law Firm
The Scam
Bastian
and The Fucking Kennedys