#AutumnSlamn RESULTS:

Lil’ Bo Reap is your new UCBW Women’s Champion after pinning Korya. Lady Liberty lost the title, but was not pinned.
Future Soldier Dave killed an innocent audience member who he believed was responsible for robot’s future takeover. Following the mistaken murder, Mr. Olympia choked out Future Soldier Dave with the Jock Nap and dragged him off.
Father Nelson & Altar Boy won the tag titles from Dié Eürotrash, despite the crowd loving Trip & Trey McGonigle.
The InterSpecies Match feat. Dr. Fujimora & Panda vs. DeerHunter ended in a no contest where everyone went home happy.
CakeFace, accompanied by FruitCake & Dr. Moneybags, def. his longtime nemesis Big Island in each man’s final match.
In a shocking win, the team of CSzW BlooperStars def. the team of UCBW MegaStars to retain control of the company! BedBug turned on his team & despite a strong effort, 3-on-1 was just too much for “Manly Man” Randy Manly to overcome.
In an epic match, Whole Lotta Denim finally completed his dream & def. Wall $treet to win the UCBW World Championship.
Following the main event, FruitCake & Dr. Moneybags announced that CakeFace had died due to clogged arteries. A huge actual cake made of CakeFace’s body was brought to the ring, the crowd left the UCBW Arena eating slices of it.
