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"If you think that pro wrestling—with it's soap opera story arcs, fake moves and silly costumes—couldn't be funnier or more ridiculous than it already is, watch it get mocked by these UCBT performers."
—Time Out New York
"The WWE is pretty hilarious on its own, but the UCB Theatre’s wrestling federation, the UCBW, pays such good attention to the details of the genre, it feels less like a satirical mockery and more of a hyper-hilarious homage to the dramatic sport. It’s impossible not to get caught up in their hysteria."
—New York Press
"The price of admission gets you a whole seat, but you only need the edge."
—Flavorpill
"These guys (and girls) pay tribute to the pro-wrestling they love with their hybrid of comedy/wrestling and super-ridiculous ringside commentary - so many talented performers, and an incredibly supportive crowd!"
—Wrestling Legend, Standup Comedian & Bestselling Author Mick Foley
"These top-notch improv comics are really hilarious, and totally respectful. These guys take us fans seriously enough to just let us be little kids again."
—David Shoemaker (The Masked Man), Deadspin & Grantland
To submit a MegaStar application, please e-mail UCBW.info@gmail.com.
Hey everybody! UCBW Head Referee Pat Baer here! Welcome to the Baer Cave, an insider’s guide to what’s happening in the world’s greatest comedic wrestling league: the UCBW!
First off, let me just say how happy I am to be back doing what I love, refereeing amazing wrestling. For those of you who don’t know, I’ve been in exile on No Blow-job Island since the summer of 2007!
You see, about a year ago I took a chair to the head (that was meant for Father Figure) and lost my mind a bit. I created an alter-ego named Shadowtracker who fought for justice and punished cheaters. It all culminated in me (as Shadowtracker) giving my finishing move The Blackout to Chuck McMahon. Once he found out my true identity, I was fired as a ref and banished to No Blow-job Island.
But now Chuck McMahon has turned a new leaf and he forgave me! And now I’m back, keeping things fair and on track! Man, my apartment was really dusty! Some guy named JB was supposed to be house sitting, but I think he may have held cockfights in my living room.
Before I go, here’s some gossip: word in the locker room is that Doctor Moneybags got his Doctorate in MEXICO!
That’s all for now. I’ll post more soon!
See you in the ring,
Ref. Pat Baer
