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"If you think that pro wrestling—with it's soap opera story arcs, fake moves and silly costumes—couldn't be funnier or more ridiculous than it already is, watch it get mocked by these UCBT performers."
—Time Out New York

"The WWE is pretty hilarious on its own, but the UCB Theatre’s wrestling federation, the UCBW, pays such good attention to the details of the genre, it feels less like a satirical mockery and more of a hyper-hilarious homage to the dramatic sport. It’s impossible not to get caught up in their hysteria."
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UCBW CageMatch preview: Feb. 21st '08

Welcome back wrestling fans!  The UCBW took a week off to have a slobberknocker of a prix fixe Valentine’s Day, but the MegaStars are back and ready to get on the road to WrestleSlamMania III, only 30 days away!

Two weeks ago, ConEdison retaliated against The Fraternity for costing them their shot at the Tag Team Championship the week prior.  During The Pledge’s match with The Cowboy, Constantine distracted Referee Pat Baer which allowed Uncle Eddie to superkick the diminuative Fraternity Brother, and The Cowboy scored the pin in his first match in the UCBW.

With the animosity that’s been building between ConEdison and The Fraternity, will America’s Heroes or Date Rapers have anything to say to the other?  This rivalry is sure to come to a boiling point soon.  When will these four MegaStars finally confront each other face-to-face?  There is no doubt it will be explosive when they do.

Nearly one month ago, the UCBW Arena saw the debut of Dr. Fujimora.  The cuddly but dangerous inventor of the talking breakfast has taken Huge, the Scandinavian Giant, under his wing.  Has the evil doctor from the Pacific found a tag team partner to join with Huge for their battle against The Unfukwitables at WrestleSlamMania III?  Rumor has it a recently retired dictator has shown interest in signing a UCBW contract.  Who will Huge demolish this week?  Will it be The Mountain Men?  Or will it be newly signed amateur wrestling athletes The Varsity Boys?

There’s only one way to find out!

Make reservations now!

Improv Division:  Derrick (champion, 1-0) vs. Broad Shoulders (challenger, 0-0)

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