UCBW CageMatch preview: Feb. 28th ‘08
If there ever was a time to start tuning into UCBW CageMatch, this is it! With only 23 days to go until WrestleSlamMania III (tickets on sale now), the UCBW Arena is sure to be gearing up for the Grandaddy of ‘Em All!
Last week, Dr. Fujimora announced he had finally found a tag team partner for his protege, The Scandanavian Giant, Huge. And he promised the debut THIS WEEK on CageMatch! What sort of MegaStar will be under the tutelage of the Japanese inventor? If Huge and this unnamed partner are going to face Marz and Pu Kang Kang for the tag titles in just three weeks, it must be somebody (or some thing) to be reckoned with. Whoever (or whatever) it is, he is scheduled to grapple with the returning UCBW Hardcore Champion, the Retarded MegaStar, I Am Slam!
Speaking of the tag champions, will The Unfukwitables have anything to say about the announcement of their WrestleSlamMania opponents? The Black Planet and The Polynesian Powerhouse have made it known they are a dominant force in the UCBW, and will not want to be dethroned.
Also scheduled: On the anniversary of her death, UCBW CEO Chuck McMahon will administer a moment of silence and ten-bell salute to honor his fallen daughter, infamously killed by a choo-choo train. Will the UCBW MegaStars pay respect to the new fan favorite, or will somebody poop the party? We here at UCBW.info are going with party pooper.
There’s only one way to find out!
Improv Division: Derrick (champion, 2-0) vs. The Stepfathers (challenger, 0-0)
