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"If you think that pro wrestling—with it's soap opera story arcs, fake moves and silly costumes—couldn't be funnier or more ridiculous than it already is, watch it get mocked by these UCBT performers."
—Time Out New York

"The WWE is pretty hilarious on its own, but the UCB Theatre’s wrestling federation, the UCBW, pays such good attention to the details of the genre, it feels less like a satirical mockery and more of a hyper-hilarious homage to the dramatic sport. It’s impossible not to get caught up in their hysteria."
—New York Press

"The price of admission gets you a whole seat, but you only need the edge."
—Flavorpill

"These guys (and girls) pay tribute to the pro-wrestling they love with their hybrid of comedy/wrestling and super-ridiculous ringside commentary - so many talented performers, and an incredibly supportive crowd!"
—Wrestling Legend, Standup Comedian & Bestselling Author Mick Foley

"These top-notch improv comics are really hilarious, and totally respectful. These guys take us fans seriously enough to just let us be little kids again."
—David Shoemaker (The Masked Man), Deadspin & Grantland

To submit a MegaStar application, please e-mail UCBW.info@gmail.com.

Mar 20
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UCBW CageMatch preview: March 20th ‘08

Well wrestling fans, this is it.  WrestleSlamMania III is only two days away (tickets on sale now), and the final CageMatch before the Grandaddy of ’Em All is sure to be a huge one.  Two nights ago at Harold Night, Dr. Fujimora interrupted an interview with the UCBW Tag Team Champions, The Unfukwitables, Marz & Pu Kang Kang.  Will the evil Japanese scientist’s proteges walk away with the Tag Team title belts this Saturday night?

Perhaps the most anticipated match at WrestleSlamMania is the big UCBW Championship battle between the champion Frat Boy and challenger Uncle Eddie.  The hated Fraternity Brother, and his feisty sidekick The Pledge will kick off CageMatch this week.  Will it be the last time The Fraternity will be seen on Thursdays with gold?  After brutally attacking the Fraternity members two nights ago at Harold Night, will ConEdison have anything more to add regarding their bouts at the big show?

After declaring that he will defeat Constantine in their one-on-one match, The Pledge then stated he will go on to referee the title match later that night between Frat Boy and Uncle Eddie, assuring the belt does not leave Frat Boy’s waist.  After a brutal attack, he was tossed out of the ring by Constantine who announced that their match will be a Stepladder Referee Match for the right to officiate the main event.  With a referee jersey dangling from the UCBW Arena rafters, the MegaStar who climbs the stepladder first to grab the shirt will win the match and will go on to referee later on, creating a huge advantage for their tag team partner.

Which others of your favorite and hated UCBW MegaStars will be on hand at the UCBW Arena tonight?  Will The Engineer have anything to say about his grudge match with Chuck McMahon?  Will Huge or The Internet continue their assault?  How about The Mountain Men, The Varsity Boys, or the retarded MegaStar I Am Slam?  Tempers are sure to be flaring, muscles are sure to be flexing, and the battles are JUST GETTING STARTED.  The UCBW promises you a butthole full of surprises tonight at the world-famous UCBW Arena!  WrestleSlamMania III is right around the corner!

There’s only one way to see all the action!

Make reservations now!  UPDATE:  Reservations are currently sold out for tonight’s exciting show.  There will be a standby line, and we will pack the UCBW Arena as full as we possibly can!  Come get in line early to be sure you won’t miss any of the hot action!

Improv Division: The Stepfathers (champion, 3-0) vs. Reuben Williams (challenger, 0-0)

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