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"If you think that pro wrestling—with it's soap opera story arcs, fake moves and silly costumes—couldn't be funnier or more ridiculous than it already is, watch it get mocked by these UCBT performers."
—Time Out New York

"The WWE is pretty hilarious on its own, but the UCB Theatre’s wrestling federation, the UCBW, pays such good attention to the details of the genre, it feels less like a satirical mockery and more of a hyper-hilarious homage to the dramatic sport. It’s impossible not to get caught up in their hysteria."
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—Wrestling Legend, Standup Comedian & Bestselling Author Mick Foley

"These top-notch improv comics are really hilarious, and totally respectful. These guys take us fans seriously enough to just let us be little kids again."
—David Shoemaker (The Masked Man), Deadspin & Grantland

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UCBW Pay-Per-View preview: WrestleSlamMania III

Make reservations now! Only 14,000 seats available!

UCBW fans, by now you know that WrestleSlamMania III is tomorrow night! We’ll be coming at you LIVE on pay-per-view from the world-famous UCBW Arena in New York City. Tensions have been building for two months, and all conflicts will be resolved at the Grandaddy of ‘Em All tomorrow at midnight. Let’s take a look at what’s transpired over the most exciting period in UCBW history.

UCBW CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH:
UNCLE EDDIE (CHALLENGER) vs. FRAT BOY (CHAMPION)

STEPLADDER REFEREE MATCH:
CONSTANTINE vs. THE PLEDGE

Last time we were on pay-per-view, Frat Boy defeated CakeFace at Hanukkaos for the UCBW Championship with the help of special guest referee The Pledge. Since then, The Fraternity has been terrorizing the UCBW. The only people who have stood up to them are the American Heroes, ConEdison. After The Fraternity cost ConEdison a shot at the Tag Team Titles on January 31st, ConEdison then attacked The Pledge during his match with The Cowboy on February 7th. On March 6th, the rivalry was heating up as Chuck McMahon booked a Fucking Fourway Match to determine who would face Frat Boy for the UCBW Championship at WrestleSlamMania. After The Pledge and The Cowboy were eliminated, it came down to the two members of ConEdison, with Uncle Eddie scoring the pin after The Pledge returned and nailed Constantine with a steel chair. On March 18th, Constantine attacked The Pledge, and announced they would have a Stepladder Match at WrestleSlamMania with the winner going on to referee the main event. Later that night, Uncle Eddie attacked Frat Boy, and signed the match contract making it official. Just last night at CageMatch, both teams looked strong, but ConEdison was victorious over The Fraternity in a brutal classic tag team match. The Stepladder Match will no doubt have strong implications on the main event. With both teams talking tough, who will come out on top and leave with UCBW gold this Saturday?

UCBW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP:
FUJIMORA ENTERPRISES - HUGE & THE INTERNET (CHALLENGERS) vs.
THE UNFUKWITABLES - MARZ & PU KANG KANG (CHAMPIONS)

After a surprising win over Hot Topic at Hanukkaos, Marz and Pu Kang Kang have formed a partnership for the ages. Arguably the two most popular MegaStars in UCBW, The Unfukwitables seem to be an unstoppable force, or are they? On January 24th, The UFWs impressively defended their championships for the first time against the debuting Mountain Men. But on January 31st, Huge and Alf defeated ConEdison with help from The Fraternity for the right to face The Black Planet and The Polynesian Powerhouse at WrestleSlamMania. Later that night, Dr. Fujimora made his debut, took Huge under his wing, and convinced him to ditch Alf in favor of another partner who the evil Japanese scientist would choose. On February 21st, Fujimora announced he had found his man, and promised a debut next week. On February 28th, The Internet made his shocking debut tearing apart UCBW Hardcore Champion I Am Slam with Dr. Fujimora looking on approvingly. On March 13th, Marz challenged The Internet to a one-on-one match, which saw The Information Superheavyweight kick out of not one, but two Final Orbit maneuvers. On March 13th, the champions promised victory, but Dr. Fujimora suggested otherwise. Common sense would suggest that the challengers might have the upper-hand this weekend, but rumor has it that Huge has flown back to Scandinavia City to tend to a family emergency. What does this mean for the participants? This match will be nothing short of unpredictable.

CHUCK MCMAHON vs. THE ENGINEER

For two years, fans had hissed at Chuck McMahon to ridicule him for the death of his son who was bit by snakes. The UCBW faithful would also chant “choo-choo!” to taunt the CageMatch CEO about the death of his daughter, who was struck by an oncoming train. With Chuck turning over a new leaf at Hanukkaos, the fans seemed to feel sympathy when he requested a moment of silence on February 28th to honor the three-year anniversary of his daughter’s death. You could hear a pin drop in the sold out UCBW Arena, but suddenly the noise of a train signaled the arrival of The Engineer. The Man from The Wrong Side of the Tracks attacked McMahon, and told him that the death of his daughter was no accident. On March 13th, The Engineer taunted the crowd with “choo-choos” of his own, and told them he had kept the ashes of Marybeth McMahon for all these years. This brought out Chuck McMahon, who pummeled The Engineer with his golf clubs, and told him they had a match to settle the score at WrestleSlamMania. McMahon has been mostly victorious against his in-ring foes in the past, but The Engineer seems to be a new breed of villain. How will the beloved CEO overcome the odds?

TAG TEAM TRIPLE THREAT:
THE MOUNTAIN MEN vs. THE VARSITY BOYS vs.
THE INVENTORS (I AM SLAM & BENJAMIN FRANKLIN)

On January 24th, The Mountain Men made their debut against The Unfukwitables. Although they lost the bout, they showed promise for a bright future in the UCBW. On Feburary 21st, they faced The Varsity Boys in a classic tag team battle with no real stakes whatsoever. The crowd at the UCBW Arena immediately hated the cocky amateurs who claimed they engaged in “real wrestling” and promoted The Four S’s: Athleticism, Technicality, Strength, and Moves. However, this Saturday at WrestleSlamMania the stakes will be raised as the winning team will earn the right to challenge for the UCBW Tag Team Championship at a later date. If that wasn’t enough, a third team has been thrown into the mix. The Inventors include the popular retarded MegaStar and UCBW Hardcore Champion I Am Slam, and the debut of Founding Father Benjamin Franklin. I Am Slam hasn’t seen in-ring action since he was dominated by The Internet on February 28th, but Slam has proven to be a powerful man not knowing his own strength. With one of the most famous men in American history by his side, there are no limits to what The Inventors can accomplish.

UCBW WrestleSlamMania is the most highly-anticipated event in UCBW history, and it is not to be missed!

Make reservations now! Only 14,000 seats available!

Press for WrestleSlamMania III
UCBW has been making waves in the media, check out our press clippings for the big event below!

Wrestling Observer
Flavorpill
New York Press
Gothamist
Time Out New York

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