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See the UCBW MegaStars every Thursday at 11 PM at the UCB Theatre's CageMatch, and four times a year at their special Pay Per View events.

"If you think that pro wrestling—with it's soap opera story arcs, fake moves and silly costumes—couldn't be funnier or more ridiculous than it already is, watch it get mocked by these UCBT performers." —Time Out New York

"The WWE is pretty hilarious on its own, but the UCB Theatre’s wrestling federation, the UCBW, pays such good attention to the details of the genre, it feels less like a satirical mockery and more of a hyper-hilarious homage to the dramatic sport. It’s impossible not to get caught up in their hysteria." —New York Press"

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Apr 10
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UCBW CageMatch preview: April 10th '08

There is an uproar in the UCBW League! New MegaStars are debuting! Feuds are brewing! Merchandising opportunities!

Last week, Uncle Eddie defended his title for the first time against newcomer King of Hearts! The battle was fierce with the King of Hearts taking Uncle Eddie to school with technical grace, but His Royal Heartness was no match for the skilled labor of Uncle Eddie. He successfully defended his title, but was once again haunted by the ghostly voice of his friend, brother, and nephew Constantine. After being verbally assaulted by the Varsity Boys two weeks ago, and still being haunted by Constantine since WrestleSlamMania III, can Uncle Eddie stand up to the evil plaguing the UCBW League.

Making a lot of noise after Wrestleslamania are The Mountain Men, who are red in the face after losing the shot at the tag title to The Inventors. After a long moonshine and meth binge, the Smoky Mountain Menace is taking out their anger on the Privileged Few of The Fraternity. The Pledge and Frat Boy are not go down without a fight. What do they have in store for Haystack and Hatfeild, or for the rest of the UCBW League? Word on the quad is that the Fraternity is open for membership, and they are looking for members who have scores to settle!

One last note to our superfans: Please remember to keep your electricity and rock and roll down to a reasonable volume, as we have been threatened by one of our neighbors. We are afraid they will take matters into their own hands.

In the Improv Division: The Stepfathers (champion, 6-0) vs. Bastian (challenger, 0-0)

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