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Apr 25
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BREAKING NEWS: Formation of the Superfraternity!

Last night at UCBW CageMatch, the sold out crowd at the UCBW Arena witnessed a shocking event as Marz, one half of the Tag Team Champions, was brutally attacked and manhandled like never before at the hands of The Pledge and The Varsity Boys.  With Pu Kang Kang back in rehab after falling off the wagon, there was nobody to even the score.

After defeating The Pledge in a quick and decisive match, Marz was ambushed by a steel chair wielded by The Varsity Boys and the smaller Frat brother.  After the mauling, all three MegaStars raised each other’s arms in victory over the fallen Black Planet.

Later on, The Pledge, Varsity Boys, and former UCBW Champion Frat Boy made their way to the ring as a solid four-man cohesive unit.  The Pledge announced to the audience that The Varsity Boys are the new pledges, and after a year of paying his dues, The Pledge has been initiated and renamed as Little Brother.  The crowd refused to address Lil’ Brother by his new moniker, and booed the foursome as they announced the formation of The Superfraternity!

If the new brotherhood can take out Marz, the most feared MegaStar in the UCBW, there’s no telling what they’re capable of.  What does this mean for Marz, Pu Kang Kang, their Tag Team Championship, and the entire ranks of the UCBW?

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