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"If you think that pro wrestling—with it's soap opera story arcs, fake moves and silly costumes—couldn't be funnier or more ridiculous than it already is, watch it get mocked by these UCBT performers."
—Time Out New York
"The WWE is pretty hilarious on its own, but the UCB Theatre’s wrestling federation, the UCBW, pays such good attention to the details of the genre, it feels less like a satirical mockery and more of a hyper-hilarious homage to the dramatic sport. It’s impossible not to get caught up in their hysteria." —New York Press"
"The price of admission gets you a whole seat, but you only need the edge."
—Flavorpill
Hello UCBW Fan Nation,
I’d like to take a moment to officially apologize to Uncle Eddie. I was distracted and allowed personal problems (which should have been left outside of the ring) cloud my judgement. I hope you can forgive me, we go back a long ways. I’m glad you’ll be getting a chance to possibly reclaim the title this Thursday. I just wish I could be there to ref and show you and the fans that I am 100% committed to keeping things fair and by the books.
On a side note, Chuck McMahon has ordered me to dance during the ballot counting next Thursday, May 22nd. I just wanted to say, for the record, that I would have perfered to be fined or even put on probation. But I will do it, so get your cameras ready.
See you in the ring,
Ref Pat Baer.