UCBW CageMatch preview: June 19th '08 - ReVengeance Fallout!

Yes, comedy wrestling fans, the unstoppable UCBW is returning tomorrow night at 11:00pm LIVE at the UCBW Arena! Two weeks removed from ReVengeance, your favoirite MegaStars are set to burst back into action at CageMatch.
After the fatal results of Huge’s Scandinavian Assisted Suicide Invitational, the Mountain Men were declared victorious. The hardscrabble boys from Appalachia had been drinking moonshine to excess that night and mistook Huge for a giant deer. Nevertheless, they have won Huge’s Scandinavian fortune totaling one-million Scandinavian Euros. What will these hard-luck hilljacks do with that much foreign cash?
Upset with the blatant immorality, corruption, and murdering that plagues the UCBW, former sitcom star and current Fundamentalist Christian Kirk Cameron has been trying to convert the MegaStars to follow The Way of The Master. So far, no progress. But rumor has it the former Mike Seaver has a secret up his sleeve in a new ally. Who is this mystery man that the Kirkster will debut this Thursday?
In this week’s featured matchup, two debuting MegaStars are set to reboot the UCBW Women’s Division! We haven’t seen the Women’s Championship since current recognized champion Rat Don’t Care disappeared from the UCBW. This may be becoming a game of cat and rat, and this catfight might get out of hand!
Improv Division: Death by Roo Roo (champion, 5-0) vs. RAGNARÖCK (challenger)