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"If you think that pro wrestling—with it's soap opera story arcs, fake moves and silly costumes—couldn't be funnier or more ridiculous than it already is, watch it get mocked by these UCBT performers."
—Time Out New York

"The WWE is pretty hilarious on its own, but the UCB Theatre’s wrestling federation, the UCBW, pays such good attention to the details of the genre, it feels less like a satirical mockery and more of a hyper-hilarious homage to the dramatic sport. It’s impossible not to get caught up in their hysteria."
—New York Press

"The price of admission gets you a whole seat, but you only need the edge."
—Flavorpill

"These guys (and girls) pay tribute to the pro-wrestling they love with their hybrid of comedy/wrestling and super-ridiculous ringside commentary - so many talented performers, and an incredibly supportive crowd!"
—Wrestling Legend, Standup Comedian & Bestselling Author Mick Foley

"These top-notch improv comics are really hilarious, and totally respectful. These guys take us fans seriously enough to just let us be little kids again."
—David Shoemaker (The Masked Man), Deadspin & Grantland

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Oct 27
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UCBW AutumnSlamn Results!

On Saturday night, UCBW presented the first-ever AutumnSlamn pay-per-view extravaganza.  There were six spectacular matches, appearances by all of your favorite MegaStars, and one dance that was well worth the wait.

In the opening bout, CageMatch CEO Chuck McMahon defeated “The Grocer” Steve Gristedes in a Stepladder Match to control the UCBW Arena for good.  With the deed to the building suspended high above the ring, McMahon climbed the stepladder and grabbed the deed solidifying that the event would, in fact, continue.

In a Wild West Shootout for the UCBW Hardcore Championship, The Cowboy shot down The Engineer in a duel of epic proportions to retain.  Using only a pistol, the man from the old west was able to defeat the AK47-wielding dangerous train conductor.

Wall Street administered the Bailout Brawl with the winning team receiving a tremendous fortune.  The Varsity Boys were eliminated first when Registered Sex Offender Gary raped them out of the ring.  Locke & Key were eliminated next after being pinned by Kirk Cameron and The Televangelist.  The Christian Right were eliminated last after being pinned by The Mountain Men, who forced Wall Street to count the pin to win the match.  They celebrated by tossing the Wall Street dollars around the UCBW Arena.

Backstage, Registered Sex Offender Gary continued to molest the lifeless bodies of Chad and Saber of the Varsity Boys.

Next up was the Triple Threat Match for the UCBW Women’s Championship as The Lunchlady defended her beloved belt against the Crazy Cat Lady and the Hippie Chick.  The King of Hearts maintained some order as the special guest referee.  In a hard-fought bout, The Lunchlady retained her championship with The King of Hearts causing plenty of trouble during and immediately after the contest.

In the first main event of the evening, Frat Boy and Little Brother of The Fraternity challenged Marz and Pu Kang Kang of The Unfukwitables for the UCBW Tag Team Championship.  It was a back-and-forth tag team match that left all four men destroyed with boogie boards, beer, and devastating maneuvers.  In the end, the Fraternity was able to pull off the upset and become new UCBW Tag Team Champions after drugging Pu Kang Kang’s Colt 45, knocking out Marz with the glass bottle, and finishing him off with a Secret Handshake.  After the match, Little Brother cried at his first-ever title win in the UCBW after three years and proceeded to fuck the belt.

In the second main event, Uncle Eddie defended the UCBW Heavyweight Championship against his former partner/nephew/brother Emperor Constantine.  The match sent both men to the limit, and included appearances by the captain of the Exxon Valdez oil spill (a nearly ten-year-old reference) and a dolphin.  Even one of the Voices of the UCBW, The Captain, got involved, leaving TT Billingsworth to briefly call the match by himself.  It was a struggle for the environment and for the championship, but Uncle Eddie was able to retain the belt and defeat Emperor Constantine once and for all.

In the final main event of AutumnSlamn, Referee Pat Baer finally danced to the delight of the sold-out crowd in the UCBW Arena.  As he was about to dance, Commissioner BucketFace entered and challenged Baer to a dance-off contest.  The challenge was accepted, and when our Referee knew he had to go above and beyond, he called for the stable of UCBW MegaStars who danced with Pat Baer to Michael Jackson’s Thriller to end the night.

It was a successfull end to the third season of UCBW, which will be back for an unprecedented fourth season next year.  Be on the lookout for tons of fantastic photos from this past weekend’s event.  Until then, UCBW Hanukkaos will be presented on December 20th at midnight with several special exhbition matches.  As always, we want to thank all the wonderful comedy wrestling fans who have helped make UCBW what it is today.  Thanks for a fantastic year!

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