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UCBW WrestleSlamMania VII photo highlights: part 2 of 2 All...

Tue, 27 Mar 2012 11:10:59 -0400

Uncle Eddie & Chugger Deets calling it!

Froot Boots surrounded by challengers!

Someone takes a shit on Froot Boots!

"Manly Man" Randy Manly & Razor Raymond!

"Manly Man" delivers a Manly Boot!

Chuck & Buck in a golf club battle!

Chuck McMahon sets up for a hole in one!

Taco Bell James helps out Manly!

"Manly Man" is the new UCBW Champion!

Chugger Deets says: "Drive home safely!"

UCBW WrestleSlamMania VII photo highlights: part 2 of 2

All photos by Keith Haskel. Full set here.

UCBW WrestleSlamMania VII photo highlights: part 1 of 2 All...

Tue, 27 Mar 2012 11:03:25 -0400

Uncle Eddie & Chuck McMahon intro!

Buck McMahon & the CSzW Blooperstars!

UCBW Tag Team Championship Match!

Bedbug & Bloody Mary torture the crowd!

Can you tell me how to get... ?

UCBW Women's Championship Match!

Little Worker is Makin' Copies!

Wall $treet scores the victory!

Referee Robot Riley blasted w/ a chair!

The King of Hearts has returned!

UCBW WrestleSlamMania VII photo highlights: part 1 of 2

All photos by Keith Haskel. Full set here.

UCBW WrestleSlamMania VII FULL RESULTS: To kick off the event,...

Tue, 27 Mar 2012 10:43:00 -0400

UCBW WrestleSlamMania VII FULL RESULTS:

To kick off the event, Father Nelson & The Altar Boy defeated Trip & Trey McGonigle to retain the UCBW Tag Team Championship.

Bedbug & Bloody Mary, unhappy about not being in a match, tormented the crowd in the UCBW Arena, but Beach Cop saved the day.

Black Jacket won the vacant Hardcore Championship in a Hardcore Fucking 4-Way Match that also included Mr. Olympia, Beach Cop & Buffalo Elmo.

Despite being flanked by Lady Liberty & Big Sister, Tanya Tiara was defeated by Dollywood Hogan, who retained the UCBW Women’s Championship. Tanya Tiara’s Stage Momma was also a major factor, but Dollywood Hogan had major help from special guest referee “Cold Sober” Steve Boston.

In a brutal You’re Fired Match, Wall $treet defeated Little Worker after Wall $treet kicked out of every move in the book. Little Worker attacked Wall $treet and also Referee Robot Riley after the match with a steel chair. He then popped his collar, put on an upside-down backwards visor & berated the crowd. The King of Hearts returned after a year out of action to deliver a Heartbreaker and save the day.

A new face named Froot Boots made an Open Challenge for his Platinum Rollerblades, but was dominated by three audience memebers, who put their balls in his mouth and took a dump on his chest.

In the Main Event, “Manly Man” Randy Manly (w/ Chuck McMahon in his corner) finally defeated Razor Raymond (w/ Buck McMahon in his corner) to win the UCBW World Intercontinental Heavyweight Championship of the World. “Manly Man” won despite heavy interference from all of the CSZW Blooperstars. And with the victory, Chuck McMahon once again has full control of UCBW after winning it back from his evil brother Buck.

This past Saturday night at UCBW WrestleSlamMania VII, Chuck...

Mon, 26 Mar 2012 14:24:34 -0400

This past Saturday night at UCBW WrestleSlamMania VII, Chuck McMahon’s hand-picked MegaStar “Manly Man” Randy Manly defeated Buck McMahon’s CSZW Blooperstar Razor Raymond to win the vacant UCBW World Intercontinental Heavyweight Championship of the World. Also, Chuck McMahon finally won back full control of the UCBW from his evil brother Buck.

FULL RESULTS TO COME!

Photo by Arin Sang-urai.

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Referee Robot Riley displays some of his trademark...

Mon, 26 Mar 2012 14:22:04 -0400

Referee Robot Riley displays some of his trademark professionalism at the UCBW Arena.

Photo by Arin Sang-urai.

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UCBW WrestleSlamMania VII is only a little more than 24 hours...

Fri, 23 Mar 2012 17:00:11 -0400

UCBW WrestleSlamMania VII is only a little more than 24 hours away LIVE on pay-per-view!*

Don’t miss it!

*not actually available on your cable provider

charlietodd:

The wrestling character I’ve been playing for the past 6 years, Chuck McMahon, finally decided it was time to buy a new suit.

If you’re in New York, come check out our show on Saturday at Midnight at the UCB Theatre. $5 gets you an action-packed night of ridiculous “real fake comedy wrestling.” You can make a reservation here.

If you haven’t see us before and need convincing, check out this classic match.

Photo by Arin Sangurai

UCBW CageMatch preview: March 15, 2012 TONIGHT: A HUGE CageMatch...

Thu, 15 Mar 2012 11:37:30 -0400

Trip & Trey McGonigle

The Brooks Brothers -- Drake & Prescott

Father Nelson & Altar Boy, Champions

UCBW CageMatch preview: March 15, 2012

TONIGHT:

A HUGE CageMatch tonight featuring a Comedy Wrestling main event to determine the No. 1 Contenders to the UCBW Tag Team Championship as fan favorites Trip & Trey McGonigle will be in action to take the crowd to Ski School. Their opponents will be none other than the returning Brooks Brothers! UCBW hasn’t seen The Brooks Brothers since Drake and Prescott lost the Tag Team Championship nearly a year ago at WrestleSlamMania VI. And now, with WrestleSlamMania VII approaching, they look to take the first step to reclaiming the titles by facing The McGonigles.

AND: The CURRENT UCBW Tag Team Champions Father Nelson & Altar Boy will be in the UCBW Arena to observe all the action, and to voice their opinions on the current Tag Team Division, and no doubt: religion.

PLUS: Fresh off their narrow upset victory over Death by Roo Roo, North Coast looks for their fourth win in a row as they defend their Improv Division Championship against UCB Theatre Harold team Very Good Kiss!

We’re only a little more than a week away from UCBW WrestleSlamMania VII!

Hosted by the Voices of the UCBW — Chuck McMahon & Uncle Eddie! Hot improv action! Hot Comedy Wrestling action! ALL TONIGHT, ONLY at UCBW CageMatch! Get your tickets NOW!

Photos by Arin Sang-Urai.

Talking Breakfast, Automatic Mustache, Disposable Camera, and...

Sat, 03 Mar 2012 09:37:01 -0500

Talking Breakfast, Automatic Mustache, Disposable Camera, and now Respectful Truck.

Dr. Fujimora will be at WrestleSlamMania VII in just three weeks from tonight! Get your tickets NOW!

talkingbreakfast:

Respectful Truck - a Dr. Fujimora invention.

UCBW CageMatch preview: March 1, 2012 TONIGHT:A HUGE CageMatch...

Thu, 01 Mar 2012 17:33:00 -0500

UCBW CageMatch preview: March 1, 2012

TONIGHT:

A HUGE CageMatch tonight featuring the return of one of Comedy Wrestling fans’ favorite MegaStars, “Manly Man” Randy Manly! Last we saw Manly, he was the final member of Team UCBW, who lost to Buck McMahon’s CSZW team for control of the company back at October’s AutumnSlamn event. Now that Buck McMahon has full control of the company, word has it that the master of the Super Slam has a few thoughts on how things have been going thus far.

AND: Word has it Buck McMahon and his cohort Razor Raymond will have a response for “Manly Man!” After all, everybody loves Razor.

And “Manly Man” won’t be all talk. He’ll be taking on the supremely bizarre Buffalo Elmo in our Comedy Wrestling main event.

PLUS: North Coast looks to start of streak of their own as they defend their newly won Improv Division Championship against UCB Theatre Harold team Mr. Crime!

Hosted by Uncle Eddie & Chugger Deets! Hot improv action! Hot Comedy Wrestling action! ALL TONIGHT, ONLY at UCBW CageMatch! Get your tickets NOW!

Photos by Arin Sang-Urai.

UCBW CageMatch preview: Feb. 23, 2012 TONIGHT:A HUGE...

Thu, 23 Feb 2012 13:33:00 -0500

UCBW CageMatch preview: Feb. 23, 2012

TONIGHT:

A HUGE CageMatch tonight with major stakes for all of our lady MegaStars! Three weeks after shockingly winning the UCBW Women’s Championship, Dollywood Hogan will find out who will be the No. 1 Contender to his (her?) title!

It’ll be Tanya Tiara (w/ her obnoxious Stage Momma in her corner) vs. Lady Liberty to determine a new No. 1 Contender to the UCBW Women’s Championship!

The last time we saw these MegaStars, Tanya Tiara was losing to The Bar-Mitzvah Boy in her debut match at Hanukkaos in December. How will she fare in the Women’s Division? And Lady Liberty lost the Women’s Championship to Lil’ Bo Reap at AutumnSlamn in October. Now she looks to reclaim what’s her’s.

And what will Dollywood Hogan have to say about this crazy situation?

PLUS: Improv supergroup Fuck That Shit looks to start the season 5-0 when they defend the Improv Division Championship against freestyle rapping improv group North Coast!

Hosted by Uncle Eddie & Chuck McMahon! Hot improv action! Hot Comedy Wrestling action! ALL TONIGHT, ONLY at UCBW CageMatch! Get your tickets NOW!

Photos by Arin Sang-Urai.

Hey Comedy Wrestling pals, it’s good ole’ Uncle...

Sat, 11 Feb 2012 15:49:35 -0500

Hey Comedy Wrestling pals, it’s good ole’ Uncle Eddie here, reminding you to not be a dummy, and come to UCBW CageMatch each and every Thursday night for hot improv action and hot Comedy Wrestling action. Hey, it’s more than just an excuse to get out of my Fat Wife’s house out in Kew Gardens for a few hours.

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TONIGHT: An EPIC CageMatch at the UCBW Arena as Wall $treet...

Thu, 09 Feb 2012 12:14:00 -0500

TONIGHT:

An EPIC CageMatch at the UCBW Arena as Wall $treet makes his triumphant return. The last time we saw Wall $treet, was losing the UCBW World Intercontinental Heavyweight Championship of the World four months ago at AutumnSlamn. What does the former champ have on his mind? FIND OUT TONIGHT.

PLUS, are the rumors true? After five years has Little Brother actually graduated college? Find out tonight as he takes on Black Jacket in hot Comedy Wrestling action!

And OF COURSE: Black Jacket presents his unique spin on Black History Month. HOO-WEE!

PLUS: Improv supergroup Fuck That Shit looks to start the season 3-0 when they defend the Improv Division Championship vs. @UCBTheatreNY Harold team Deckard!

Hosted by Uncle Eddie & the returning Chuck McMahon! Hot improv action! Hot Comedy Wrestling action! ALL TONIGHT, ONLY at UCBW CageMatch! Get your tickets NOW!

Photos by Arin Sang-Urai.

LAST NIGHT at CageMatch: Dollywood Hogan answered Lil’ Bo...

Fri, 03 Feb 2012 14:58:49 -0500

LAST NIGHT at CageMatch: Dollywood Hogan answered Lil’ Bo Reap’s open challenge to face her for the UCBW Women’s Championship. After winning the title, Dollywood proclaimed he is joining the Women’s Division to stand up for women’s rights. Every punch to the face of a woman is a punch in the face to sexism everywhere.

photojuice:

#353: From UCBW 02/02/2012:

The New Women’s UCBW Wrestling Champion: Dollywood Hogan.

UCBW CageMatch Results: Jan. 26, 2012 - Season 7 Premiere!

Fri, 27 Jan 2012 20:10:00 -0500

The UCBW CageMatch 7th Season Premiere just ended, and returning Improv Division Champions Fuck That Shit defeated Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre, NY Harold team Creature by the score of 71-15.

PLUS: Buck McMahon, our new official owner with complete control of UCBW, announced his plans to change things in a bizarre vision of the future.

AND: In a match to determine the #1 Contender for the UCBW World Intercontinental Championship of the World, BedBug defeated Beach Cop with help from the debuting (and very disgusting) Bloody Mary! Following the matchup, BedBug claimed he will win the title, and he & Bloody Mary will dominate UCBW in 2012.

billybeyrer: For Your Consideration No word on if Hollywood...

Mon, 05 Dec 2011 00:08:00 -0500

billybeyrer:

For Your Consideration

No word on if Hollywood Uncle Eddie will be nominated for a Best Featured Background Performer in this movie.

patbaer: Alot of amazing is happening in this photo. Yes,...

Sat, 26 Nov 2011 10:16:19 -0500

patbaer:

Alot of amazing is happening in this photo. Yes, that’s Mick Foley. Yes, Marz returned to the UCBW. And if you look real closely, you can see Whole Lotta Demin is in so much real physical pain, he’s cursing out Marz for touching him.

(photo by Arin Sangurai )

WWE.com: Mick Foley leaves NYC in stitches after Survivor...

Tue, 22 Nov 2011 16:37:37 -0500

WWE.com: Mick Foley leaves NYC in stitches after Survivor Series

Well I think it’s fair to say the WWE is aware of our little comedy wrestling show that we do in the basement of a supermarket. After all, they put it on their website.

Looks like the IFC tumblr picked up on Sunday’s big...

Tue, 15 Nov 2011 12:26:56 -0500

Looks like the IFC tumblr picked up on Sunday’s big show.

Pro-wrestling’s hardcore legend, Mick Foley returns to the UCB theatre in the first ever post-wrestling PPV comedy show!That’s right, following the huge WWE “Survivor Series” event, members of the WWE Universe, as well as fans of Mick’s comedy, can take a short walk to the UCB theatre to catch Foley’s trademark blend of wildness and warmth, wit and wisdom that turned two of his hand-written memoirs into #1 New York Times best-sellers. Foley will be fresh off his tour of the United Kingdom (many of the dates sold out MONTHS in advance - go ahead, check out http://mickfoleystandup.co.uk [mickfoleystandup.co.uk] ) and will be raring to go in the “shadow of Madison Square Garden.”Whether telling a side-splitting, or cringe-inducing tale from his own life, or offering up his unique “what if” scenarios gleaned from 25 years of world travel, Mick Foley will do his very best to make sure you “have a nice day!”

MICK FOLEY: Live at UCB!

UCB Theatre Chelsea

Sunday, November 20th at Midnight (After ASSSSCAT 3000)

$5

The show is almost three weeks away, but tickets officially SOLD...

Wed, 02 Nov 2011 09:41:05 -0400

The show is almost three weeks away, but tickets officially SOLD OUT within 24 hours. However, we WILL have a standby line. Make sure to arrive early if you’re trying to get in without a reservation.

If you have any questions regarding this show, or the UCBW general, you can always tweet us, post on our facebook, or e-mail us.

UCB Theatre • Mick Foley - live at UCB!

Mon, 31 Oct 2011 09:40:06 -0400

UCB Theatre • Mick Foley - live at UCB!:

HUGE NEWS! Following his highly successful appearance at UCBW CageMatch, Mick Foley returns to the UCBW Arena on November 20th at midnight, immediately following WWE’s big Survivor Series pay-per-view show at Madison Square Garden.

The UCB Theatre does not normally present any performances on Sundays other than the famous ASSSSCAT shows at 7:30 and 9:30PM. This unprecedented event WILL sell out and should attract a large wrestling crowd coming from just a few blocks north at MSG. Everybody should assume they need reservations for admission.

Full details of show format are still being arranged, but UCBW MegaStars WILL be involved!