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TONIGHT: An EPIC CageMatch at the UCBW Arena as Wall $treet...

Thu, 09 Feb 2012 12:14:00 -0500

TONIGHT:

An EPIC CageMatch at the UCBW Arena as Wall $treet makes his triumphant return. The last time we saw Wall $treet, was losing the UCBW World Intercontinental Heavyweight Championship of the World four months ago at AutumnSlamn. What does the former champ have on his mind? FIND OUT TONIGHT.

PLUS, are the rumors true? After five years has Little Brother actually graduated college? Find out tonight as he takes on Black Jacket in hot Comedy Wrestling action!

And OF COURSE: Black Jacket presents his unique spin on Black History Month. HOO-WEE!

PLUS: Improv supergroup Fuck That Shit looks to start the season 3-0 when they defend the Improv Division Championship vs. @UCBTheatreNY Harold team Deckard!

Hosted by Uncle Eddie & the returning Chuck McMahon! Hot improv action! Hot Comedy Wrestling action! ALL TONIGHT, ONLY at UCBW CageMatch! Get your tickets NOW!

LAST NIGHT at CageMatch: Dollywood Hogan answered Lil’ Bo...

Fri, 03 Feb 2012 14:58:49 -0500

LAST NIGHT at CageMatch: Dollywood Hogan answered Lil’ Bo Reap’s open challenge to face her for the UCBW Women’s Championship. After winning the title, Dollywood proclaimed he is joining the Women’s Division to stand up for women’s rights. Every punch to the face of a woman is a punch in the face to sexism everywhere.

photojuice:

#353: From UCBW 02/02/2012:

The New Women’s UCBW Wrestling Champion: Dollywood Hogan.

UCBW CageMatch Results: Jan. 26, 2012 - Season 7 Premiere!

Fri, 27 Jan 2012 20:10:00 -0500

The UCBW CageMatch 7th Season Premiere just ended, and returning Improv Division Champions Fuck That Shit defeated Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre, NY Harold team Creature by the score of 71-15.

PLUS: Buck McMahon, our new official owner with complete control of UCBW, announced his plans to change things in a bizarre vision of the future.

AND: In a match to determine the #1 Contender for the UCBW World Intercontinental Championship of the World, BedBug defeated Beach Cop with help from the debuting (and very disgusting) Bloody Mary! Following the matchup, BedBug claimed he will win the title, and he & Bloody Mary will dominate UCBW in 2012.

billybeyrer: For Your Consideration No word on if Hollywood...

Mon, 05 Dec 2011 00:08:00 -0500

billybeyrer:

For Your Consideration

No word on if Hollywood Uncle Eddie will be nominated for a Best Featured Background Performer in this movie.

patbaer: Alot of amazing is happening in this photo. Yes,...

Sat, 26 Nov 2011 10:16:19 -0500

patbaer:

Alot of amazing is happening in this photo. Yes, that’s Mick Foley. Yes, Marz returned to the UCBW. And if you look real closely, you can see Whole Lotta Demin is in so much real physical pain, he’s cursing out Marz for touching him.

(photo by Arin Sangurai )

WWE.com: Mick Foley leaves NYC in stitches after Survivor...

Tue, 22 Nov 2011 16:37:37 -0500

WWE.com: Mick Foley leaves NYC in stitches after Survivor Series

Well I think it’s fair to say the WWE is aware of our little comedy wrestling show that we do in the basement of a supermarket. After all, they put it on their website.

Looks like the IFC tumblr picked up on Sunday’s big...

Tue, 15 Nov 2011 12:26:56 -0500

Looks like the IFC tumblr picked up on Sunday’s big show.

Pro-wrestling’s hardcore legend, Mick Foley returns to the UCB theatre in the first ever post-wrestling PPV comedy show!That’s right, following the huge WWE “Survivor Series” event, members of the WWE Universe, as well as fans of Mick’s comedy, can take a short walk to the UCB theatre to catch Foley’s trademark blend of wildness and warmth, wit and wisdom that turned two of his hand-written memoirs into #1 New York Times best-sellers. Foley will be fresh off his tour of the United Kingdom (many of the dates sold out MONTHS in advance - go ahead, check out http://mickfoleystandup.co.uk [mickfoleystandup.co.uk] ) and will be raring to go in the “shadow of Madison Square Garden.”Whether telling a side-splitting, or cringe-inducing tale from his own life, or offering up his unique “what if” scenarios gleaned from 25 years of world travel, Mick Foley will do his very best to make sure you “have a nice day!”

MICK FOLEY: Live at UCB!

UCB Theatre Chelsea

Sunday, November 20th at Midnight (After ASSSSCAT 3000)

$5

The show is almost three weeks away, but tickets officially SOLD...

Wed, 02 Nov 2011 09:41:05 -0400

The show is almost three weeks away, but tickets officially SOLD OUT within 24 hours. However, we WILL have a standby line. Make sure to arrive early if you’re trying to get in without a reservation.

If you have any questions regarding this show, or the UCBW general, you can always tweet us, post on our facebook, or e-mail us.

UCB Theatre • Mick Foley - live at UCB!

Mon, 31 Oct 2011 09:40:06 -0400

UCB Theatre • Mick Foley - live at UCB!:

HUGE NEWS! Following his highly successful appearance at UCBW CageMatch, Mick Foley returns to the UCBW Arena on November 20th at midnight, immediately following WWE’s big Survivor Series pay-per-view show at Madison Square Garden.

The UCB Theatre does not normally present any performances on Sundays other than the famous ASSSSCAT shows at 7:30 and 9:30PM. This unprecedented event WILL sell out and should attract a large wrestling crowd coming from just a few blocks north at MSG. Everybody should assume they need reservations for admission.

Full details of show format are still being arranged, but UCBW MegaStars WILL be involved!

FruitCake presides over the funeral of UCBW Legend CakeFace,...

Sun, 23 Oct 2011 23:32:00 -0400

FruitCake presides over the funeral of UCBW Legend CakeFace, moments before the crowd ate his body.

AutumnSlamn, 10/22/11. Photo by Photojuice.

#AutumnSlamn RESULTS: Lil’ Bo Reap is your new UCBW...

Sun, 23 Oct 2011 10:11:37 -0400

#AutumnSlamn RESULTS:

Lil’ Bo Reap is your new UCBW Women’s Champion after pinning Korya. Lady Liberty lost the title, but was not pinned.

Future Soldier Dave killed an innocent audience member who he believed was responsible for robot’s future takeover. Following the mistaken murder, Mr. Olympia choked out Future Soldier Dave with the Jock Nap and dragged him off.

Father Nelson & Altar Boy won the tag titles from Dié Eürotrash, despite the crowd loving Trip & Trey McGonigle.

The InterSpecies Match feat. Dr. Fujimora & Panda vs. DeerHunter ended in a no contest where everyone went home happy.

CakeFace, accompanied by FruitCake & Dr. Moneybags, def. his longtime nemesis Big Island in each man’s final match.

In a shocking win, the team of CSzW BlooperStars def. the team of UCBW MegaStars to retain control of the company! BedBug turned on his team & despite a strong effort, 3-on-1 was just too much for “Manly Man” Randy Manly to overcome.

In an epic match, Whole Lotta Denim finally completed his dream & def. Wall $treet to win the UCBW World Championship.

Following the main event, FruitCake & Dr. Moneybags announced that CakeFace had died due to clogged arteries. A huge actual cake made of CakeFace’s body was brought to the ring, the crowd left the UCBW Arena eating slices of it.

Marz Daily Media: WWE Legend Mick Foley Finds Kindred Spirits at UCB Theatre

Sat, 22 Oct 2011 11:45:48 -0400

Marz Daily Media: WWE Legend Mick Foley Finds Kindred Spirits at UCB Theatre:

Our very own “Black Planet Himself” wrote what Mick himself has referred to as a “seriously coo, smart article.” Perhaps we will have Mick back again.

"Not to overdue [sic] the pandering to @UCBW , but these guys (and girls) pay tribute to the..."

Sat, 22 Oct 2011 09:54:51 -0400

“Not to overdue [sic] the pandering to @UCBW , but these guys (and girls) pay tribute to the pro-wrestling they love with their hybrid of comedy/wrestling and super-ridiculous ringside commentary.”

- @realMickFoley

UCBW FanCam! Another video has surfaced from last night’s...

Fri, 21 Oct 2011 20:59:48 -0400

UCBW FanCam!

Another video has surfaced from last night’s festivities, this time featuring the full matchup, plus Mick’s post-match comments. What a hot match! What a hot crowd! WHAT A NIGHT!

And yes, we WILL have a professionally-shot video of the night’s festivities at some point in the near future.

UCBW FanCam! The Apiary: Cagematch @ The UCBT - 10.20.11 A great...

Fri, 21 Oct 2011 14:23:00 -0400

UCBW FanCam!

The Apiary: Cagematch @ The UCBT - 10.20.11

A great writeup (including some photos and this short video of the finish of the match) on last night’s big show with Mick Foley. We had our official UCBW photographer there, along with the UCBComedy.com video team, so we’ll have plenty more media of the night soon enough.

All of us at the UCBW would like to thank the one and only MICK...

Fri, 21 Oct 2011 12:38:28 -0400

All of us at the UCBW would like to thank the one and only MICK FOLEY for dropping by last night to tangle with our MegaStars. It was a truly incredible night that none of us will soon forget. And also a big THANK YOU to all of our comedy wrestling fans who packed the UCBW Arena. We couldn’t have done it without you.

More photos & videos to come. Until then, don’t miss out on tickets for our big show tomorrow at midnight: UCBW AutumnSlamn, live on pay-per-view!*

If you’re new to UCBW, don’t forget to “like” us on facebook, follow us on twitter, and subscribe to our YouTube channel.

* show not actually available on pay-per-view

[via photojuice]

Wrestling legend Three-time WWF Champion Eight-time WWF Tag Team...

Wed, 19 Oct 2011 14:18:08 -0400

Wrestling legend
Three-time WWF Champion
Eight-time WWF Tag Team Champion
First-ever WWF Hardcore Champion
Several-time champion in other wrestling organizations
New York Times bestselling author
Standup comedian
Pop culture icon
…UCBW MegaStar?

Get tickets for tomorrow’s UCBW CageMatch RIGHT HERE.

No promises, comedy wrestling fans, but we are trying very, very...

Tue, 18 Oct 2011 02:02:56 -0400

No promises, comedy wrestling fans, but we are trying very, very hard to make this happen.

[via billybeyrer]

Video evidence of UCBW Original Pu Kang Kang interrupting Chuck ...

Mon, 17 Oct 2011 11:45:10 -0400

Video evidence of UCBW Original Pu Kang Kang interrupting Chuck McMahon’s wedding last weekend, and catching the groom in the Pu Kangersnore! Good thing Voice of the UCBW, The Captain, was on hand as a groomsman to call the action!

Pu Kang Kang (AKA The Polynesian Powerhouse & The Kang of the Rang) was the first-ever UCBW MegaStar, a former two-time UCBW World Intercontinental Heavyweight Champion of the World, and a former UCBW Tag Team Champion with Marz as The Unfukwitables.

No doubt Chuck McMahon and his bride will have a happy life together, but one question remains: We have not seen The Captain at the UCBW Arena in a year, but will he be commended for his efforts LIVE on pay-per-view this Saturday at AutumnSlamn? Get your tickets now!

This is, technically, UCBW’s most professionally-shot video ever.

charlietodd:

Last weekend I married my longtime girlfriend and fellow Improv Everywhere member, Cody Lindquist. Our wedding ceremony featured a surprise stunt where we were interrupted by a professional wrestler. Besides the bride and groom, only the officiant and groomsmen were in on the prank.

Full story: Pro Wrestler Wedding | Improv Everywhere

ariphoto: PU KANG KANG CRASHES THE WEDDING!!! Intrepid...

Sun, 09 Oct 2011 13:56:32 -0400

ariphoto:

PU KANG KANG CRASHES THE WEDDING!!!

Intrepid photographer Ari Scott caught all the action, revealing that original MegaStar (and first-ever UCBW Champion) Pu Kang Kang attacked Chuck McMahon on his wedding day! Former Voice of the UCBW The Captain was luckily on hand as a groomsman to call the play-by-play.